The map of Spiffing-cum-Lightly
1 - Post Office 2 - General Store 3 - Coffee Lattes & Interesting Teas 4 - Gregg the Elder Master Baker 5 - School and Correctional Education Centre for Street Urchins 6 - Charity Shop 7 - Duck Food Shop / Butcher 8 - Pharmacy 9 - Medical Facility - Dr F. Stein 10 - Church 11 - Village Hall 12 - Dr Porridge Statue 13 - Duckpond 14 - Scout/Guide Hut 15 - Steam Engineer's Workshop 16 - Barbers 17 - DWP Official Headquarters 18 - Unmentionable Waterwheel 19 - Duck Keeper's Hovel 20 - Library 21 - Asbestos Factory (next to the school) 22 - Stocks 23 - Police Station (in no way connected to the D.W.P) 24 - Medical Facility Wine Bar 25 - The Queens Ample's Public House 26 - Manor House 27 - The Wold's End Public House 28 - Alms Houses 29 - Artist's Studio 30 - Photographer's Studio 31 - Workhouse 32 - Rose's Pussy Palace 33 - Scottish Embassy 34 - Sadie Maseau's Dungeon of Beauty, Demureness, Sensuality & Manners 35 - Railway Station (Triangular Railway Co.)
All Credit to Parishioner Arbon, who spent many hours, days and candles creating this work. the D.W.P. said he hardly ever complained about the food, working conditions or Workhouse, which have been described variously as Luxurious by Mr Arbon and Unfit for human habitation by the U.N. inspection team, who are currently inspecting the Tin mines, for an undetermined period of time.
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