With it, well manicured lawns and art-deco style, the Manor house is the perfect location for Dr Porridge to issue his edicts to the parishioners.
With over 100 state rooms and function rooms are a sight to behold, the less said about the alleged Dungeon, Sharkpool and custom built twinkly light command centre the better.
Having in the past hosted such luminaries of history including Kim Jong Il, Fidel Castro and some German painter, who's name escapes me. Recent visitors have been leaders in their fields P. Morgan, K. Hopkins and Mr D. Phucknut from the Dartford , Witherspoons chain pub, their well balanced and often inciteful views have been a boon to the hopes of Parishioners.
The many pieces of artwork found in the Manor's opulent surroundings have been installed by revolutionary artist Van Kleist, a leader in the field of contemporary sculpture and artworks, which gives the Manor a *warm and **inviting feeling to visiting parishioners and other ***'Guests'
For more information , please consult a D.W.P. Officer
*Warm - Described by a passing northerner as a 2 layer sort of place.
** Inviting is a subjective term, in this case any subject that complains will be sent to the tin mines.
*** Detractors, Subversives and anyone called Piers Morgan.
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